Helmet-wrangling Humorist Prints

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"On your left."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Airport security - next step?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'We operate on the point system here. When you see something go wrong, point at whoever you think is to blame.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Make Your Own

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Bra falling from the sky.

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Everyone is wearing protective gear. How did they know you were playing today?"