Hellishly Good Time Seeker Gifts

Today: Hot Yoga.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

The Final Selfie

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Swinging through the jungle.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Chair massages.

"I've got him on vibrate."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

'Dad, I know you're busy, but how much time do you save reading me Reader's Digest Condensed version of The Cat in the Hat.'

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Jumping in the deep end.

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"Suzi, c'mon doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I just retired from politics to spend more time with my children -- are you my children?'

A politicians runs from race horses

"Sorry darling, but if Dad has put his blinkers on and is reading the newspaper, it means he doesn't want to be disturbed..."

"Is your 'me-time' over yet?"

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

"Can you please be quiet for a few minutes?"

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Computer as Centre of Family Life

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."