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"From this you make a living?"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

Hellbillies.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Special Place in Hell...

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

Medal hording

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

Angel Puppet.

"Our staff communications protocols demand that we translate this mumbo-jumbo into gobbledygook."

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

'Let the good times roll.'

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

The Order for War is Given by Picrochole. (Rabelais).