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'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

'At least I'm getting a nice, even tan.'

Angel Puppet.

"Sorry, my bad."

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Fancy a pint?

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Meowlzebub

Cat Frankenstein

"From this you make a living?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

The Zombie Awakes...

...your sales are rather anemic

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Hellbillies.

Pitching problems.