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"It's that neighbour from hell again..."

"From this you make a living?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Hellbillies.

Special Place in Hell...

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

Family situation, "Ooh he's got his dad's bolts!"

Type that up, make ten million copies and then shred them.

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

Letter to God

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'