Hellish Fitness Lover Mugs

'Nice 666 pack.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My feet are killing me.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

I love PE.

Man running

Strive to win!

Robber on treadmill

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"You're too sedentary."

Treadmillstone

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Spider Press-Ups

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Heart Health Levels

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

I've been doing sit-ups!