Hell Walker Prints

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Busy day at the office.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

Walking on Water

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

Job Stress.

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

Devil skis down a volcano.

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!