Hell Walker Prints

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

Low-Energy Drinks

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Busy day at the office.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Walking on Water

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

Job Stress.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Ocean wave and mountain appear to be as one for surfer and mountain climber.

Devil skis down a volcano.

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'