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'In life he was a chopper pilot.'

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

Water Drop with a Surprise

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Tax Haven

Thomas the Tank Engine. Harold the Helicopter. Bob the Crane

Flossing Mount Rushmore.

"I heard the boss had a nicer company vehicle than us, but I didn't realize how much nicer."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Airplane food

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Football

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The Red Baron meets his match.

Birds on the wing

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Fish Aeroplane