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Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Fishing - with flies

'Someday, Son, you'll probably reject all this.'

People enter and leave a training school.

The training halo...

Magician tells of Apprentice

Youth Unemployment - 'There's an apprenticeship opportunity on TV tonight.'

"I sure miss gran."