Heights High-flier Prints

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Private Jet

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Crop duster wanted.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

High Jump

Missing you.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Back to School

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

A leap of faith.

Skydive

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'EEEEHA!'

Trapeze artists.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Flying carpets.