Heights High-flier Pillows

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Private Jet

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Crop duster wanted.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

High Jump

Missing you.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Back to School

'Come on! You only live once!'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

A leap of faith.

Skydive

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'EEEEHA!'

Trapeze artists.

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Flying carpets.

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

Transylvanian Athletics.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."