Hedgehog Hero Prints

Vet considering how to apply acupunture to a hedgehog.

'How are things in the fast lane?'

"Why do you always hog the hedge?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

"Love is blind."

"Not another flippin' party?"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

"Why can't I park here ?"