Hedgehog Hero Prints

Vet considering how to apply acupunture to a hedgehog.

'How are things in the fast lane?'

"Why do you always hog the hedge?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

"What about the five that fell through?"

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Needles vs Covid

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

"Not another flippin' party?"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Respect man!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"