Hedge Hero Mugs

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"I suppose I could do this myself. Or I could hire someone to do it. Or I could tell Baldo he's too young to do it."

Have you let things go a bit in the garden. . ? Call Topiary Man for 24/7 clipping support."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Beware of God"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

You will always find a spot to garden

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Planner at work.

Way to go

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Picked On

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

A 'failed' brake check!

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."