Heckling Enthusiast Mugs

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"I hate open-mike night."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"Yes, you'll do it? Or yes, you wish I were dead?"

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'