Heavy Sleeper Sympathizer Mugs

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Waking the Dead.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"He hums in his sleep."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"