Heavy Machinery Gifts

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

Robot Truck.

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I think I found the problem.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I found another pothole.'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Brown only photocopier sales.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

A Fork-lift.