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U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'I found another pothole.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Cursing Scientist.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Digger.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

Back scratcher

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

Robot Truck.

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'