Heavenly Renovator Prints

Heaven - under new management.

Painting by the numbers for adults

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

WC problem.

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.