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Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Pavement Artist

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

How?

Unusual Staircase

life route

Failure - Success

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

You Are Here

Tourist Crossroad

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

'You are here.'

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

The road less traveled

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

'Are you here for the zipline experience?'