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Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Pavement Artist

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

How?

Unusual Staircase

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

life route

Failure - Success

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

Tourist Crossroad

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

You Are Here

'You are here.'

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

The road less traveled

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."