Celestial Pathfinder T-Shirts

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Hither and Yon sign

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Scurile travels

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Pavement Artist

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Surfing alien.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'Recalculating!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

How?

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"Bloody Cyclops!"

BMX riding in Bavaria

Heavenly Ships

Unusual Staircase

life route

Failure - Success

'Location, location, location.'

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Consternation/Control