Heavenly Jogger Prints

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Jogging...

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Running

Robber on treadmill

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Treadmillstone

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Teddy jogging

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Seated Elephant

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Sudden death?'

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

Jesus Feeds the 5K