Heavenly Athlete Prints

'Heulluva Mark.'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

"Athletic scholarship."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

And on the Seventh Day...

Basketball Halo

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Me retire? Never!!!'

'Sudden death?'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Golfers' Heaven

"First one to eleven."

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

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"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

Heavenly Tennis.

Golf Sale

Angel playing disk golf with his halo