Heavenly Humor Seekers Prints

'Sorry about this, but SOMEBODY has to be the Patron Saint of Politicians.'

'Now enter you PIN.'

"I wasn't expecting the clouds to be so sticky."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

The Adventures of God

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"