Heavenly Humor Seekers Mugs

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

'Sorry about this, but SOMEBODY has to be the Patron Saint of Politicians.'

'Now enter you PIN.'

"I wasn't expecting the clouds to be so sticky."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Adventures of God

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'