Heavenly Hope Prints

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Geese and Angels

"I opted for the upgrades."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

Life on cloud 8

Cherub string quartets

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

The spirit's flight

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

The Ladder to Heaven

Pearly Queen Gates