Heavenly Game Player Prints

Inventive Uses of Halo

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

Angel playing music

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Jenga!!!

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Closed until further notice."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Atlas holds up a football.

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Why it takes longer for lawyers to get in: 'This would go a lot faster if you'd stop saying, 'alleged'...'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"They said you can't take it with you. . . and you believed them?"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

And on the seventh day He rested

Angel Basketball

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Emptying the Bin

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"Dress code?"