Heavenly Game Player Mugs

Inventive Uses of Halo

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel playing music

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Jenga!!!

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Closed until further notice."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Atlas holds up a football.

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Why it takes longer for lawyers to get in: 'This would go a lot faster if you'd stop saying, 'alleged'...'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Angel Basketball

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Emptying the Bin

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

'Ocean view, or would you prefer to watch them fight over the will?'