Heavenly Feline Humor Prints

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

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'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

"She's all over YouTube."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

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"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Great mouser!

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

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