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"I'm not sure how to tell which of the 48 Smiths killed on the bus headed to the 'I can't believe we're all named Smith' reunion are going to heaven or hell."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Heaven and Hell

"I stand corrected..."

Actual Results May Vary

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Basic Theology

'It was a split decision.'

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Says WHO?"

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"Building a robot Pope was questionable to begin with, but why did we give him a laser-gun hand?"