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"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Here's the parking lot."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'We've had to pool our resources.'

Accountants around the campfire.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

Radiator Blues

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'Heating this apartment requires more bread than most people have.'

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

Gas Vs. Electric

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

"We won't depend on Russian oil!"

"Hello Harry, is your heating on the blink again?"

"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."

'Well Watson junior you seem to be in your element.'

Luke warm reception

"Don't get him talking unless you want to hear all about the Laffer Curve."

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!