Heat Humorists T-Shirts

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

Football Chameleon

Global Warmer 2000.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Shaved Ice

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Titanic iceberg auction

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

Indian summer.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Intense summer sun

Giraffe painter.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Sheepdog

'Don't they look silly?'

Born Cynical,,,,

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."