Heartwarming Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Diplomacy - Junior grade: 'I'll never be Albert Einstein, Dad, but I'll always be your friend.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Cariactures

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Do Not Resuscitate

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'