Heartfelt Golfers Mugs

Golf Lovers

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Kissing on the golf course

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Golfer couple just married

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Too many beers at lunch?

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Just married.

Divining Oil

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Golfing Romance

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

Golf on the moon

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'So, come here often?'

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

He lived and died for golf.

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

'What will increase stroke risk?'