Heart Rate Heroes Prints

Runner with exploding pulse monitor.

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Jerry Lordan

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

I love Harmonica

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Family Feeling

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

Coastguard

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Heart Health Levels

"Cardiac day patients?"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Water: the first medicine

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.