Heart Pattern Lover T-Shirts

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

The Art Student.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Dance.

Zumba

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Tango

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

King Madras

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

A tessellation of running figures.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Rose

Everything's coming up roses!

Football drummer

Wallpaper Bouguet

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

Camouflage Paint.

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'