Heart Pattern Lover T-Shirts

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

The Art Student.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Dance.

Zumba

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

King Madras

Pea green

Tango

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Tiger

A tessellation of running figures.

Graduation keynote speakers.

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Rose

Wallpaper Bouguet

Football drummer

Everything's coming up roses!

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'I gave my wife a single long-stemmed rose...she sent me back for the other eleven!'

Camouflage Paint.

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'