Heart Health Guardian Prints

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

Cardiologist

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Roasted Peppers

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Heart Health Levels

Safe driver.

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Beekeeping 101

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Will he be okay?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."