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Body on Board.

"I need to tinkle."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'