Hearing Hero T-Shirts

Hello, I'm calling to let you know about a recall of the hearing aids you recently purchased. I said, I'm calling to

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Jerry Lordan

Listening to Coldplay.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Dentist Training School.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

Music Freak.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Planner at work.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'So to hit the training targets I have to arrange five days a year training for the staff that we haven't been able to recruit.'

'While they always come back as unfounded, maybe you could prevent these allegations of sexual harassment by not telling people you like the cut of their jib.'

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.