Healthy Self-talker Mugs

'Too expensive, too long, sounds boring, the jacket is lousy...'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Are you OK hun?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Complete Makeover

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Client-centered Therapy.

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

"I'm still waiting for an event to justify the kind of money I throw at you."

"If I leave them in there with a bottle, I can usually get a little time for myself."

'If I didn't have me to talk to, I think I'd go nuts.'

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

Scale: You don't want to know.

"Everything goes right to my hips."

"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."

Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

'Part of a healthy lifestyle is realizing that the numbers on the scale are completely irrelevant to well being...'

"I need a good pair of inner voice-cancelling headphones."

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."

'Why do they call me Gabby? Well it's a long,long,story.'

"Russ is the sort of person who never wants to be alone with his thoughts."

There are days, hours, ........ split seconds, when the world itself wobbles.