Healthy Eater Wannabe Mugs

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'