Healthcare Struggler Mugs

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

"Parts and labor?"

Expensive health care

'The principle of setting higher targets is practical, imaginative and likely to work...but the idea has one major flaw.'

Death in the red zone

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"5 second rule!"

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

'Actually, cash... not laughter, is the best medicine.'

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

"Well, you helped me with my initial health issue, but now I've got headaches from dealing with billing and insurance!"

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'