Healthcare Rebel Mugs

"Not giving up my civil rights."

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

2021 Could Look Pretty Ugly No Matter Who Wins

'Nothing about universal health care?'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'

The future of the NHS

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

Malpractice Problems

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

'From what I can see patient care seems acceptable.'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

National Health Service

"We've come up with a new drug to combat 'greed', but it's $90 per pill."

'Dr. Winslow will be checking your heart. Dr. Briggs will be checking your lungs. And I will be checking your bank account.'

Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'