Healthcare Reform Involvement T-Shirts

'We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Health Care Crisis table.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Annexe 8

Profits for Big Pharma

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

NHS Suicide Counselling

McNHS

Earth Day / Girth Day

'Nothing about universal health care?'