Healthcare Reform Follower Gifts

Lying for Obamacare

"Let's just say I have something up my sleeve."

Trump jumps on an Obamacare Easter egg.

'If you want affordable healthcare, go to the government website. My speciality is still unaffordable care.'

Jesse Watters

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Doctors Discussion

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Mental Health System Breakdown

Health Care Crisis table.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Privatisation of the NHS

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Annexe 8

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

NHS Suicide Counselling

McNHS

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."