Healthcare Reform Follower Gifts

"Let's just say I have something up my sleeve."

Trump jumps on an Obamacare Easter egg.

'If you want affordable healthcare, go to the government website. My speciality is still unaffordable care.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Privatisation of the NHS

Annexe 8

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

NHS Suicide Counselling

McNHS

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Obama-Health care reform

Earth Day / Girth Day

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'