Healthcare Pay Analyst T-Shirts

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Booster shots

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Health Care Crisis table.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

Safe spaces?

Uncle Sam and health care.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Republican Healthcare

Wards / Mortuary

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'