Healthcare Meme Fan Prints

Buffet Every Wed.

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Time for your pills.'

World Cup Fever

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."