Healthcare Leader Mugs

Frank Hester

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Medical personnel give their hearts

Physician tending a mummy.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Cardiac Recovery.

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Disease Management

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Your reflexes are still good!'