Healthcare Efficiency Admirer Prints

"Wednesday proctology clinic."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

New Marvel Heroes

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

'He's got great bedside manner.'

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

I can remember before e-mails when it would take me TWICE as long to waste HALF as much of their time

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Heroes

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

"I can see it from here."

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

Sisyphus pushing a corona virus up a hill

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."