Healthcare Debate Fan Gifts

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'

Obama Duck

GOP Obamacare replacement plan.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

An Arm and a Leg.

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Malpractice Problems

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

The Republican View of Healthcare

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

The Politics of Masochism

Humpty Dumpty sat on a Trump wall...

'It's from the PCT...they want us to reduce bullying in the practice or they're going to cut our funding and send someone around to kick out A****'

Obamaman's Privatized Rescue Service

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

'Of course we want medical staff to have choice...and this is how we want them to use it.'

Trump Secret Health Plan Magic Elixer

Obama riffs.

'We're having to cancel your treatment to pay for this chap...as you can see he's a bit of a porker.'

"Parables for the paranoid"

If You Like Our Troops, You Can Keep Them

Liberate America!

'Look at it this way - without a safety net, you'll be inclined to take better care of yourself!'