Healthcare Debate Aficionados Gifts

"Parables for the paranoid"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

An Arm and a Leg.

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Malpractice Problems

Medical Group: Specializing In Treating The Insured.

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

The Republican View of Healthcare

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

Obamaman's Privatized Rescue Service

Humpty Dumpty sat on a Trump wall...

'It's from the PCT...they want us to reduce bullying in the practice or they're going to cut our funding and send someone around to kick out A****'

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"

The Politics of Masochism

'Of course we want medical staff to have choice...and this is how we want them to use it.'

Health Care Games: 'Sorry folks. . . no winners.'

'Tucker's insisting that being compelled to see the school nurse smacks of socialized medicine...'

'So NOW there's universal health care!'

The Marlboro Journal of Medicine: Making a Killing Off of Cigarettes

'Look at it this way - without a safety net, you'll be inclined to take better care of yourself!'

Liberate America!

Expensive health insurance.

PFI debt...'Carrying that around is going to kill you in the end.'